The Projects

Done:
Removed wallpaper border from den and bedroom
Painted den and bedroom
Trimmed out den, including crown molding
Painted ceilings in hall, master bedroom, and den
Temporarily fixed minor termite problem in my barn
Ran temporary underground (then permanent!) electrical wiring to my horse paddock
Foam insulated random small holes in the house
Fixing the heinous front room
Replacing crappy trim with basic contractor-grade trim
Replace horrible laminate in hall with hardwood
Do something about kitchen lights and fan
Properly mount and plumb swamp cooler
Remove the miswired leaking hot tub
Take out the above-ground pool

In progress:

One day...
Replace horrible laminate and nasty old carpet with tile and hardwood
Re-tile woodstove surround
Fix reversed hot/cold faucet and shower in second bathroom
Upgrade master bathroom
Replace light fixtures in hall
Trim the pass-through window from kitchen to den
Reroof north side of house - ice dams suck

Lottery winnings:
Reroof the barn
Finish the upstairs of the barn into a living space (for potential parents/in laws)
Plant hardy trees around paddock and replace hotwire with woven wire, boards, and one strand of electric
Fix the cracked concrete pad in front of the garage and extend the concrete to the street
BH&G the front yard with xeri-plants
Put an adorable outdoor kitchen in the space where the pool used to be